Dear Lady at Conoco Gas Station,
I am aware that we are all busy, thirsty people. I am the queen of running in to get a drink.
HOWEVER, blocking the pumps and then looking at me like, "WHAT?! YOU WANT GAS?" was kind of inconsiderate.
I showed amazing self restraint and didn't give you any ugly looks or raise my arms in the universal sign of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" (thanks in part to a car FULL of kids, 1/2 of which were not my own).
But you should know that I was inwardly cussing your silver Chevy.
Especially when you came out and stared at me again.
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
2 hours ago